Farewell from the Beeb, Jeremy Clarkson.
You were a dinosaur, a throwback
And had no truck with the Liberal Left
(Which is ironic, since you often drove a truck on the left)
We will miss your catchphrases.
That was one of yours.
And “How hard can it be?”
That was another.
You were friends with the Hamster.
And the floppy haired one.
You probably still are.
But not on the BBC any more.
I guess that’s what happens when you punch a colleague.
Oh well. There’s always Dave.